Perrier Mystère

I heard a strange noise a little while ago, and it took me a while to figure out what it was:

How in the world did it freeze in the refrigerator? I can only guess that it is because it was sitting under the vent, as the bottle next to it is still liquid. The sad thing is I don't even like Perrier. I only have it because Safeway.com was giving it away as a promotion. It has been in there for like a year.

Anyway, I'm finally back to a sane sleep schedule and I'm not going to ruin it for this. Those green glass shards can wait for morning.