January 2005

Why My Sister Abbie is the Best Sister Ever

A totally geek wardrobe.

Posted Friday, January 28, 2005 19:11:32 UTC in Personal - Permanent link

It's Griping Time!

Minghai and I were apartment hunting again yesterday. This plus my current computer woes led me to produce this list.

Reasons Why I'll be Glad to Get an Apartment Next Year

  1. Guys on the floor getting drunk and making all sorts of noise at midnight.

  2. 1 at 1 AM

  3. 1 at 2 AM

  4. 1 at 3 AM

  5. 1 at 4 AM

...

  1. Guys on the floor making fun of the guy who got totally plastered while he tries to shower off his hangover

  2. UIUCnet (You'd think that the University that created the first graphical web browser would be able to keep its internet connection up, but it seems that's too much to ask. Right now I'm having all sorts of DNS troubles. I'm not sure if it's just me or the whole campus network, but it seems to work fine from outside of UIUC.

Took the CS 225 proficiency exam today. I have my fingers crossed that I won't have to actually take the 4 hour class.

Got a copy of my TransUnion credit report today. I've been turned down for credit several times on the basis that they "can't verify the accuracy of the information I submitted." Well, let me just say that the credit bureaus are stupid. TransUnion had two previous addresses on file:

18 W 222ND 16TH ST

222 16TH

Also, my current address in Wisconsin was perverted almost beyond deliverability, even though they made me send them a copy of my bank statement THAT HAD IT IN BLACK AND WHITE. Idiots. I can't wait until March 1 when I can get a free copy from all of the credit bureaus and see what idiocies they've committed.

Oh, and yesterday I got my National City CheckCard. I called them a few days ago, and they supposedly sent me one back in November, but I never got it. So they cancelled that one and sent me a new by DHL. Nice, huh? But when I opened it, it said "Call the number on the activation sticker to activate your card." Typical, right? But there was no activation sticker. I finally found a National City number that was still staffed on a Friday night, and the lady activated my card. Only thing is, she didn't give me a PIN. Now, some banks give you the PIN over the phone, whereas others send it under separate cover. If it's the latter, I haven't gotten it. But this just proves that National City is the dumbest bank ever. Sometimes I just think that I should just be put in charge of everything, because at least I'm not an idiot.

Posted Sunday, January 23, 2005 14:24:05 UTC in Personal - Permanent link

Keaton's Most Overlooked Flash Cartoon

The Bolivian Techno Adventure!

Watch it to the end, and keep in mind that Keaton is 15.

Posted Friday, January 21, 2005 10:25:16 UTC in Personal - Permanent link

Cartharsis in Blog Form

OK, so Go Daddy raised their registration fees, right? And so I wanted to transfer the domains I run for customers of SamAMac, right? And I had it all worked out that I was going to transfer them to eNom, right? But then I transferred them to 007Names instead because it's cheaper, right? And then I'm like, but I can't pay 007Names because I don't have my stupid Checkcard, right?

Right?

Posted Wednesday, January 19, 2005 15:49:58 UTC in Personal - Permanent link

Another Time-Wasting Opportunity

-Have I-

( ) Been to Canada

( ) Been to Mexico

(x) Been on a plane

(x) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show

( ) Thrown up in a bar

( ) Purposely set a part of myself on fire

( ) Eaten Sushi

( ) Been snowboarding

( ) Met someone in person from the internet

( ) Been moshing at a concert

( ) had real feelings for someone you knew only online

( ) taken partially nude/nude photos of yourself And you showed them to the world, Mary

( ) been in an abusive relationship

( ) lost a child

(x) gone to college

( ) graduated college

( ) done hard drugs

( ) had oral sex

( ) tried killing yourself

(x) taken painkillers What, like ibuprofen?

(x) love someone or miss someone right now

( ) crashed into a friend's car

( ) been to Japan

(x) ridden in a taxi

( ) been dumped

( ) shoplifted

( ) been fired

( ) ever had a crush on someone of the same sex

(x) had feelings for someone who didna€™t have them back

( ) stole something from your job

( ) gone on a blind date

( ) lied to a friend

( ) had a crush on a teacher

( ) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans

( ) been to Europe

( ) slept with a co-worker

( ) been married

( ) gotten divorced

( ) had children

( ) seen someone die

( ) been to Africa

( ) Driven over 400 miles in one day

(x) broken a bone

( ) been high

( ) given someone a bruise

( ) skinny-dipped

(x) skipped school Does sleeping through Physics count?

( ) flashed someone

(x) had oral surgery Funny story: They tell you when you get your braces off that if you don't wear your retainer, all your teeth will go back to where they were before. And I'm like, "You mean the four you took out will grow back in!?!?"

( ) seen a therapist

( ) done the splits Tried, and failed miserably

( ) played spin the bottle

( ) gotten stitches

( ) drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour

( ) bitten someone

( ) been to Niagara Falls

(x) gotten the chicken pox That's not good, Mary. It's bad if you get it as an adult.

(x) kissed a member of the opposite sex

( ) kissed a member of the same sex

( ) Snuck out of the house

(x) gotten lost in your city Chicago, yes. Villa Park, no.

( ) seen a shooting star

( ) been to any other countries besides the united states

(x) had a serious surgery Stupid appendix

( ) taken a shower with a member of the opposite sex

(x) gone out in public in your pajamas

( ) kissed a stranger

(x) hugged a stranger

( ) been in a fist fight

( ) been arrested

( ) done drugs

(x) had alcohol Mmmmm, white zinfindel

(x) laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose Ouch

( ) pushed all the buttons on an elevator

( ) made out in an elevator

( ) swore at your parents

( ) kicked a guy where it hurts

( ) been in love Requited?

(x) been close to love Let's just check this

( ) been to a casino

( ) been skydiving

( ) ran over an animal and killed it

Posted Wednesday, January 19, 2005 15:36:27 UTC in Personal - Permanent link

Obligatory New Year Post

OK, so here's a post for the new year.

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OK, so I went to the Econ Open House yesterday. Seemed kind of silly to drive 2 hours to get there.

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And on to Mary's list!

bold the one's that you've seen. add another to the end when you're done

  1. Trainspotting

  2. Shrek

  3. Memento

  4. Dogma most of it anyway

  5. Strictly Ballroom

  6. The Princess Bride

  7. Love Actually

  8. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rings

  9. The Lord of the Rings : The Two Towers

  10. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

  11. Reservoir Dogs

  12. Desperado

  13. Swordfish

  14. Kill Bill, vol. 1

  15. Donnie Darko

  16. Spirited Away

  17. Better Than Sex

  18. Sleepy Hollow

  19. Pirates of the Caribbean

  20. The Eye

  21. Requiem for a Dream

  22. Dawn of the Dead

  23. The Pillow Book

  24. The Italian Job

  25. Goonies

  26. BASEketball

  27. The Spice Girls Movie

  28. Army of Darkness ohhhhhhhhhh yeah

  29. The Color Purple

  30. The Safety of Objects

  31. Can't Hardly Wait

  32. Mystic Pizza

  33. Finding Nemo

  34. Monsters Inc.

  35. Circle of Friends

  36. Mary Poppins

  37. The Bourne Identity

  38. Forrest Gump

  39. A Clockwise Orange

  40. Kindergarten Cop

  41. On The Line

  42. My Big Fat Greek Wedding

  43. Final Destination

  44. Sorority Boys

  45. Urban Legend

  46. Cheaper by the Dozen

  47. Fierce Creatures

  48. Dude, Where's My Car

  49. Lady Hawk

  50. Ghostbusters

  51. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

  52. Back to the Future

  53. An Affair To Remember

  54. A Very Long Engagement

  55. Somewhere in Time

  56. North by Northwest

  57. Moulin Rouge and it sucks

  58. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

  59. The Wizard of Oz

  60. Zoolander

  61. A Walk to Remember

  62. Chicago

  63. Vanilla Sky

  64. The Sweetest Thing

  65. Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead

  66. The Nightmare Before Christmas

  67. Taking Lives

  68. Edward Scissorhands

  69. Battle Royale

  70. Kill Bill, Vol. 2

  71. Fight Club

  72. Clerks

  73. The Crow

  74. Get Real

  75. Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone

  76. Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban

  77. Wake

  78. Silence of the Lambs

  79. Pulp Fiction another "most of it"

  80. The Crying Game

  81. AmÃ(C)lie

  82. Hedwig and the Angry Inch

  83. Happy Campers

  84. Velvet Goldmine

  85. Elephant

  86. Peter Pan

  87. Camp

  88. Particles of Truth

  89. The Godfather

  90. Big Fish

  91. The Passion of the Christ

  92. Close Encounters of the Third Kind

  93. The Neverending Story

  94. The Breakfast Club

  95. Newsies

  96. Princess Mononoke

  97. The Prince of Egypt

  98. Grease

  99. The Hidden Fortress

  100. Troy

  101. It Happened One Night

  102. Hackers

  103. Dead Poets Society

  104. Ghost Ship

  105. The Wedding Banquet

  106. The Red Violin

  107. The Beach

  108. The Women

  109. Run Lola Run

  110. All About Eve

  111. X-Men

  112. X2

  113. Spiderman most of it

  114. Punch Drunk Love

  115. From Dusk Til Dawn

  116. Joe vs. The Volcano

  117. Meet Joe Black

  118. Gregory's Girl

  119. In the Time of the Butterflies

  120. The Butterfly Effect

  121. Dirty Dancing

  122. Final Destination 2

  123. Rosemary's Baby

  124. Spiderman 2

  125. Practical Magic

  126. A Shark Tale

125.Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

  1. Sweet Home Alabama

  2. American Beauty

  3. Rocky Horror Picture Show

  4. American Psycho

  5. American History X

  6. Ray

  7. Waking Life

  8. I Heart Huckabees

  9. Garden State

  10. What the Bleep Do We Know

  11. Gone in 60 Seconds

  12. 8 Mile

  13. Blow

  14. Wicker Park

  15. Saving Private Ryan

  16. Anna and the King

  17. The Polar Express

  18. Black Hawk Down

  19. Pearl Harbor

  20. The Patriot

  21. Hidalgo

  22. Runaway Bride

  23. We Were Soldiers

  24. How the Grinch Stole Christmas

  25. Club Dread

  26. Super Troopers

  27. S.W.A.T.

  28. Titanic

  29. Romeo and Juliet

  30. 10 Things I Hate About You

  31. Save The Last Dance

  32. Saw

  33. The Fast and the Furious

  34. Too Fast and Too Furious

  35. The Whole Nine Yards

  36. Bruce Almighty

  37. Liar Liar

  38. Big Fat Liar

  39. Dumb and Dumber

  40. 40 Days and 40 Nights

  41. The Grudge

  42. The Blair Witch Project

  43. House on Haunted Hill

  44. When Harry Met Sally

  45. An Officer and a Gentleman

  46. Bad Santa

  47. Napoleon Dynamite

  48. In The Line of Fire

  49. The Last Samurai

  50. Shall We Dance

  51. Romy & Michelea€™s High School Reunion Part of it

  52. To Kill A Mockingbird

  53. Finding Neverland

  54. Mystic River

  55. Meet the Parents

  56. Meet the Fockers

  57. Bourne Supremacy

  58. Sweet Hereafter

  59. Breakfast at Tiffanya€™s

  60. Roman Holiday

  61. Elizabeth

  62. Shakespeare in Love

  63. Sliding Doors

  64. Four Weddings & A Funeral

  65. Breathless

  66. Following

  67. Love in the Afternoon

  68. Treasure of the Sierra Madre

  69. Johnny English ohhhhhh yeah

  70. Gilda

  71. Amadeus

  72. Singina€™ In the Rain

  73. His Girl Friday

  74. American Splendor

  75. Luzhin Defense

  76. Nemesis Game

  77. The War of the Worlds

  78. My Fair Lady

WHAT Y0U WEAR

  1. Do you wear spike bracelets? no

  2. Do you wear jelly bracelets? no

  3. Do you wear converse? no

  4. Do you wear black nailpolish? no

  5. Do you wear band t-shirts? no

  6. Do you wear skateboard companies? no

  7. Do you wear surfing companies? no

  8. Do you wear dirtbike companies? no

  9. Do you wear striped shirts? no

  10. Do you wear solid polo shirts? I guess

  11. Do you wear chokers? no

  12. Do you wear lock necklaces? no

  13. Does it take you five minutes or less to do your hair? do what to my hair?

  14. Do you wear lots of eyeliner? no

  15. Do you use a backpack or messenger bag? yes

  16. Do you wear darker colors? sometimes

  17. Do you wear neon colors? no

  18. Do you wear 'whata€™s in' or stick with your old jeans? old jeans!

  19. Do you wear sweatshirts and jeans? I hate sweatshirts

  20. Do you wear knee socks? nope

WHAT YOU HAVE

  1. Do you have character shoe laces? no

  2. Do you have drumsticks but dona€™t play? no

  3. Do you have guitar picks but dona€™t play? no

  4. Do you have the Nightmare Before Christmas on tape or DVD? no

  5. Do you have the Breakfast Club on tape or DVD? no

  6. Do you have 16 Candles or Pretty in Pink on tape or DVD? my dad recorded Pretty in Pink off of HBO

  7. How many CD's do you own? probably around 10

  8. How many DVD's do you own? 10 or so

  9. How many tapes do you own? more than I care to admit, though I recorded most of them

  10. How many piercings do you have? none

  11. How many tattoos do you have? none

THE LAST..

-person you hugged: maureen

-person you called: probably Renee

-person who called you: my sister Aimee

-thing you touched: the backspace key

-book you read: I finished So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

-magazine you bought: probably a TIME a really long time ago

-place you went to: WB for AP Econ Open House

-person who said a€˜I love youa€™: nay

-person who you chatted with: jen

-perfume you sprayed: I don't wear any

-thing you ate: liver sausage sandwich

-drink you drank: diet coke

-flower you picked: dunno

-movie you watched: spiderman 2

-letter you typed: 2

-word you said: I mutter to myself while programming, so who knows what it was?

-person on your mind: Denise. I get to see all of my favorite KCers this Thursday!

-place where you slept: my bed

-animal you touched: the fuzzy

-time you cried: I can't remember

Posted Wednesday, January 05, 2005 09:06:37 UTC in Personal - Permanent link
Matthew Loar
matthew@loar.name
Last modified and spun 2009-06-19