At Long Last, the List

:x: of times I have been in love?: Hmmm, have I ever been in love? Maybe once.

:x: of times I have had my heart broken?: never, really

:x: of hearts I have broken?: i think one

:x: of girls I have kissed?: hmmm, one

:x: of boys I have kissed?: none, and I hope to keep it that way

:x: of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends?: gee, one, two, three, four, five

:x: of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: who knows?

:x: of scars on my body?: three, though one seems to have disappeared

:x: of things in my past that I regret?: big things? a few. little things? countless.