Where's My Halo?

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...

Category

Your Score

Average

Self-Lovin'

93.3%

Never taken out of the packaging

65%

Shamelessness

100%

79.3%

Sex Drive

100%

77.7%

Straightness

96.4%

Just go shag something, okay?

44.9%

Gayness

100%

83.3%

Incredibly Sick

97.3%

Refreshingly normal

89.9%

You are 95.65% pure

Average Score: 72.6%

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OK, so here's a quick recap of today:

-There was no NHS meeting this morning. I got up early for nothing.

-Mr. Bond-Harris gave an incredibly boring lecture in Programming.

-After school, I had Scholastic Bowl practice. Then Chris picked me up and we went to his house to play games.

-I had had a headache all day, but it got really bad just as I was about to come home. I took a Motrin and lay [I can never remember the stupid lie/lay rules, is that right?] down on the couch. Mom woke me up for dinner, but then I went back and slept until 10:30. Now I have to do my homework and try to get some more stuff done.

Oh, yeah, and Mr. V still gets on my nerves. Whoever is president next year will be SO lucky.

Matthew Loar
matthew@loar.name
Last spun 2009-11-25 from thread modified 2009-11-06