More Fun than Mad Libs, and a Heck of a Lot More Fun than English Homework

From my blog's screenplay:

HELEN HUNT

Oh... SAMAMAC.BLOGSPOT.COM, can it really be only a week since I met TOM HANKS? I am so very deeply in love with him. Do you know what he said to me last night?

SAMAMAC.BLOGSPOT.COM

Actually, it hasn't been that bad, but I'm really tired right now.

HELEN HUNT

(nodding)

Exactly. (sighs) He's such a romantic.

Oh, boy!

SAMAMAC.BLOGSPOT.COM cracks open a fortune cookie.

SAMAMAC.BLOGSPOT.COM

(reading)

Tomorrow is the big Key Club Membership Drive meeting with pizza and stuff.

HELEN HUNT

Hmmmm... that's something to think about.

You're right, HELEN HUNT. Maybe that's how we could improve communication within the club.