OK, Sir, I'm Going to Need You to Turn Your Computer On

It turns out that Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie, the makers of Keep Your Parents off the Net, which Dave Barry linked to a while back, made a very funny sketch called

Welcome to the Internet Helpdesk. It's too funny.

Saw The Medallion last night. I guess it had a decent plot for a Jackie Chan movie. The outtakes at the end were the best part, though.

Going to a party tonight. Yay.

I still think that, in most cases, the amount of work I have to do is inversely proportional to the time I have to do it in.

And so it is that I proceed to this window of which you speak.