Negative Cashflow Projections

I realized last night that my monthly payment to interAdvantage would be due tomorrow, and I still haven't gotten a single customer. I'm going to start looking for those notices from the County Clerk in the paper and sending them junk mail-I mean, advertisements. I'm also going to redesign the SamAMac site again, and try and make it look a little more professional. I'm also trying to come up with some kind of innovative gimmick to draw customers. Any suggestions? I'll be sure to remember you when I take over the world.